The frequency of taking Medical Leave

I was like helping one of my colleague printing a document. To my joy, it's a letter to bitch. Wakkaka yes I sound retarded by saying it. But juz to share how retarded this letter is to me.

So this is the story. Bitch owez take medical leave. Gawd knows if her medical leave are real or fake. But as everyone says: "It must be totally fake!"

I took the stewpedity to post this. Yes, sweet sweet revenge. *grins~!

Subject: KEKERAPAN MENGAMBIL CUTI SAKIT (as per above: frequency of taking medical leave)

Sejak akhir-akhir ini, puan didapati sering mengambil cuti sakit sebagai alasan tidak hadir bertugas semasa perkhidmatan puan amat diperlukan di pejabat. Perbuatan puan ini adalah bertentangan dengan peraturan-peraturan DPBS dimana kakitangan tidak boleh membelakangkan kewajipan kerana kepentingan peribadinya.

Sekiranya perkara ini terus menerus berlaku, pengurusan DPBS tidak teragak-agak merujuk puan kepada Hospital Kerajaan untuk menjalani pemeriksaan kesihatan dan pengesahan bagi mengetahui tentang status kesihatan puan setelah mendapat pemeriksaan dan cuti sakit dari klinik swasta berkenaan.

Wut's wrong with this letter? Is this how a notice should really be? *pfttttt...

So, basically, do she have cancer or she's juz retarded? Hmmm...

Noted: At my office, no secret wutsoever. Everyone knows how much everyone earn >_<" haih~ lame...so lame~